This unisex essential pocket tee fits like a beloved favorite. Featuring a front pocket that will be useful to store your shrunken car when you can't find an available parking spot outside the hippodrome, you won't miss a match of the plutonian racers again, just because you were busy trying to park your car. I'm not trying to justify the bad planning of the architects but it was a really difficult task to build the largest hippodrome in the galaxy, on the smallest planet of the solar system and still leave space for parking. And yes, I am referring to Pluto as a planet, this is not a geography nor a science class so I'm not getting into the discussion about whether or not Pluto is a planet, one day it is, the next one it isn't, and well, I don't care about f...abulous Pluto, all I want is to sell you a t-shirt.
Because it’s handmade for you, these t-shirts require 6-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day’s batch for manufacturing.
Material: 100% polyester
Not sure if you're as big as a wild Vaertingonian from the farthest galaxy or as small as an Earth rabbit? No problem! Here you can check our size chart:
